Valentia

Stating the obvious..TZ swa..such things

June 19, 2008 · 14 Comments

So leo we had a fire drill…which brought up this conversation…

So the white guys in the office are wondering why here in Arusha (and after thinking I thought it applies to many African states..correct me if I’m wrong)…people feel the urge to state the obvious.. Like when you hear the disctintive bell of the fire alarm, someone says..”Thats the fire alarm”.

My personal favourite is when you enter a room and someone asks “Umeingia?” (Translation: Have you just come in?) I mean….thats kinda obvious right??? I mean, what kind of answer are you expected to give to that…

Another one….someone sees you and they ask “Ni wewe??” (Translation: Is it you???) I mean..what are you supposed to say to something like that???

When leaving the house..you’re asked “Unatoka??” (Translation: “You’re leaving?”)

So the Swahili teacher believes that Kenyans murder Swahili..and Apparently better Swahili is spoken in Nakuru than Coast….hmmm…thats seems strange right?? Then again…

Random thought: The other interns think Swahili is so cool..so have decided we must have a Swahili word of the day..so today’s word is “Wowowo”….this means you have some junk in your trunk..thats TZ slang for y’all. Thank me later :)

Playlist:

(My sis likes soppy music..so if this doesn’t look like my usual random songlist..thats the explanation)

  • Someone to love -Jon B and Babyface
  • Let it flow- Toni Braxton
  • Weak- SWV
  • You’re the one for me- SWV
  • Work it out- Keyshia Cole

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 31337 // June 19, 2008 at 12:21 pm | Reply

    Wowowo. nice

    i see you have posted.

    *dead*

    i like that playlist, in fact it looks very familiar.

  • DeTamble // June 19, 2008 at 1:04 pm | Reply

    Or when they ask you three times in FIVE minutes “What you up to?”! FUCK! I mean I just told them what I was doing! Why are they asking again? They think I’m suddenly going rearrange my entire day so that I can magically say that I’m actually doing something else other then what I already said I’d been doing? GAH! Or even more annoying when you meet up with some one and they go “Where you at?” WTF!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I AT??? I right here you idiot! I’m standing right in fucking front of you! What the fuck you asking “where you at” for?? HUH? HUH??

  • Mr. B2B // June 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Reply

    @DeTambs
    Hehehehe
    Chuckles..

    @Val
    Posting more regularly huh!
    Nice…
    Umeingia?

  • bomseh // June 19, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Reply

    wowowo. uko Arusha? (wink)

  • Sybella // June 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm | Reply

    lol… 3, B2B & Bomseh…

    yeah, sometimes it irritates me. its like that person wasn’t listen the first or many other times that you said something…

    i like the playlist and thanks for the swa lesson

  • Mo Ma // June 20, 2008 at 10:59 am | Reply

    You’ll stop complaining when you come here where you get asked “have you eaten?” by way of a greeting; like everyone is your mother or something.

    We have two wowowos in my extended family. They’re literally called Fatuma Wowowo and Halima Wowowo. Blame my mum for those nicknames. LOL.

    Oi, Detamble! Fancy seeing you here. *waves*

  • Carol // June 20, 2008 at 1:02 pm | Reply

    Wowowo……!
    Thats funny,its been long..ati umeingia?I love that one!

  • bomseh // June 20, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Reply

    So I still didn’t get the meaning of wowowo.

  • Mo Ma // June 22, 2008 at 6:30 am | Reply

    Bomseh, wowowo inamaanisha girl’s got booooty.

  • Xs // June 22, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Reply

    Umepost huh? LOL

  • valentia // June 23, 2008 at 7:37 am | Reply

    hahahaha…the comments as usual have amused me highly :)

    So Bomseh..hope you got the meaning of wowowo..thanks MoMa…and I need to find a male equivalent for that..coz the other interns are going crazy looking for one..MoMa…any ideas???

    @ Carol..thanks for stopping by..grab a glass of Manzana or flavoured tea and yeah..obvious vybe :)

    @ Xs and 31337..tehehe….you have commented??? lol

    @ Detamble..breath…relax hun..I choose to find it amusing..or simply don’t reply at all (errmmm,,,refer to MoMa’s postabout unsocial people..lol…he knows which one)

    Ok..talked about MoMa long enough..B2B how you be??? yes boredom means more posts…evading work..sigh

    @ Sybella, you’re welcome love. I’ll try throw some more interesting words your way

  • boyf. // June 23, 2008 at 8:24 am | Reply

    welcome back val…give us the tales.

  • Mo Ma // June 24, 2008 at 2:54 am | Reply

    A male equivalent? Hmmm…I don’t know…I think you just say that he has a fat ass.

    p.s. I thought you were originally from the 54…mbona 55?

  • valentia // June 24, 2008 at 5:51 am | Reply

    @Boyfulani..Hi!! (waves)

    @MoMa…I am from the +254…just working in the +255 for the holz

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