I’m caught up with her…I’m so caught up with her..

Hey blog brethren….long time!!!!!

Anyhu I have been commenting and tweeting with most of y’all…so I’ve definitely caught up with whats going on here in blogworld..

As for me..where to begin…

Mr Proposal

Remember the guy who proposed to me via email..and then a couple of other times? Well he made a guest appearance in my life. So here is the sequence of events..

• I get a call from a number unknown, presume its mother dearest and answer. It was him. I was in so much shock..All I could do was say hi back..and laugh like crazy when he said bye.
• He calls again..says he wants us to be friends..after he deleted and blocked me from everything..(not that I was bothered..but if you delete me…let me remain deleted from your life..don’t go back!!)
• I ask him why he wants to be my friend, he says he has grown up alot since then and wants to wipe the slate clean.
• I tell him I’m not interested in being friends with him..and would he not contact me again. Thanks and be blessed. (Can you see how polite I was here?)
• At first he says thats ok. If thats what I want then he’ll respect that.
• Then the phone calls started…I ignored.
• Then the texts “You seriously don’t want to talk to me?”… “I can’t believe you don’t want to be friends anymore”…I ignore these texts.
• Then he decides to write me an email at 4am (don’t ask why I was up at that time). The rudest email I have ever seen! Apparently I’m a drama queen….there is no way he would ever marry a woman from my tribe so I should get over myself..a couple of swear words thrown here and there…
• I ignore the email.
• Couple of days pass…then comes the text “You’re serious about never talking to me again?”…I say “yes”.
• He doesn’t apologise for the email..but (wait for it)..tells me that he is telling me the truth about myself (how I’m a drama queen and a b*tch and all that)..Apparently I should stop arguing, accept myself for who I am..and let him make me dinner. I ignored after this point..(my girlfriends were ready to call the cops and claim Stalking)
• Is he mad??????????

School

We are done..by the grace of God!

Hen Night

• So one of my friends is getting married, and we went out for her Hen Night. I have not drunk that much in such a long time! Actually this whole weekend was full of alcoholic beverages.
• Drama! Gossip from her ex-housemate as to the real reason why she is getting married. But si women love mushene….goodness me..didn’t I hear some juicy dirt that night!
• Good food. Italian yumminess! Plus it wasn’t break the bank worthy…always a good thing…
• Dancing…danced to some crap music..but apparently all the alkie we drunk made us unleash some moves video vixens would be proud of.
• Saying hi to people..and forgetting that I’d seen them the next day.
• Unexplained bruises…something to do with the vaccuum. Why do I feel the urge to clean when intoxicated?
• Oho…wedding is this weekend. I finally got me my fabulous shoes…sigh…they have girlfriend approval…totally rock!

What else have I been up to?

• Sleep…
• Basking in the sunshine…haki before today I was loving how I could just walk around in cut offs and skirts, expose the legs and eat loads of icecream…sigh.
• Hang out with a special XY….yes I think we have finally sorted if we are on or off..

ValFM:

• Playa Playa- D’Angelo
• Caught up- Musiq Soulchild (I cannot get over this song..)
• Mahaba ya Dhati- Ray C